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I karate-chopped a Guamanian spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a pigeon a coot a koala 🐨 a magpie a crow a robin
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