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I karate-chopped a Greenlandic spy trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a robin a goose a magpie a crow a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a pigeon
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