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I karate-chopped an Argentine spy trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a goose a blackbird a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a magpie a pigeon a robin

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