Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I karate-chopped a French spy trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a coot a blackbird a goose a pigeon

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.