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I karate-chopped a Citizen of the Dominican Republic spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a crow a duck 🦆 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a coot a magpie
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