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I karate-chopped a Citizen of the Dominican Republic spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a duck 🦆 a pigeon a magpie a crow a squirrel
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