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I karate-chopped a Citizen of the Dominican Republic spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a goose a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a squirrel a coot a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a pigeon
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