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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a Colombian
spy
trying to throw
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start another snivelling excuse
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gherkins
nacho cheese
scrambled egg
chilli peppers
spinach
peanuts
iceberg lettuce
fish fingers
rice krispies
hamburger relish
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