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I karate-chopped a Bolivian spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a magpie a blackbird a crow
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