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I karate-chopped a Turkmen spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a magpie a duck 🦆 a robin a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨

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