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I karate-chopped a Turkish spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a coot a crow a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a goose a koala 🐨 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a magpie
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