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I karate-chopped a Trinidadian spy trying to throw hamburger relish at …

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a mouse 🐁 a crow a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a duck 🦆 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a goose a koala 🐨

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