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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a St Helenian
spy
trying to throw
tomatoes
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁
a raccoon 🦝
a magpie
a pigeon
a crow
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
a robin
a squirrel
a goose
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