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I karate-chopped a Saudi Arabian spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

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a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a coot a robin a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a duck 🦆

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