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I karate-chopped a Saudi Arabian spy trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a coot a pigeon a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a blackbird a magpie a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨

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