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I karate-chopped a Saudi Arabian spy trying to throw mashed potato at …

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a duck 🦆 a squirrel a coot a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a goose a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢

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