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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a Portuguese
spy
trying to throw
taramasalata
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a goose
a crow
a magpie
a squirrel
a koala 🐨
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