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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a Nicaraguan
spy
trying to throw
iceberg lettuce
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨
a robin
a swan 🦢
a coot
a magpie
a blackbird
a mouse 🐁
a crow
a goose
a squirrel
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