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I karate-chopped a Nicaraguan spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a coot a blackbird a magpie a koala 🐨 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁

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