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I karate-chopped a Maldivian spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a coot a crow a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a goose a blackbird a magpie
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