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I karate-chopped a Maldivian spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a pigeon a rat 🐀 a blackbird a crow a squirrel a coot a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a goose
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