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I karate-chopped an Azerbaijani spy trying to throw Marmite at …

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a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a robin a goose a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a blackbird

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