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I karate-chopped an Azerbaijani spy trying to throw tomatoes at …

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a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a crow a goose a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a rat 🐀

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