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I karate-chopped an Azerbaijani spy trying to throw peppercorns at …

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a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a goose a rat 🐀 a magpie

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