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I karate-chopped a Kosovan spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a magpie a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a swan 🦢 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a crow

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