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I karate-chopped a Citizen of Kiribati spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

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a koala 🐨 a coot a squirrel a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a goose a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a robin

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