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I karate-chopped a Citizen of Kiribati spy trying to throw nacho cheese at …

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a robin a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a magpie a coot

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