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I karate-chopped a Citizen of Kiribati spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a blackbird a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a goose

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