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I karate-chopped an Ivorian spy trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a duck 🦆 a blackbird a pigeon a swan 🦢 a crow a goose a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨

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