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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
an Ivorian
spy
trying to throw
sunflower seeds
at
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a coot
a goose
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a mouse 🐁
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a crow
a magpie
a squirrel
a rat 🐀
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