Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I karate-chopped a woman trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a coot a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a pigeon a goose a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.