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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a shepherd
trying to throw
pitted olives
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a rat 🐀
a pigeon
a goose
a coot
a squirrel
a crow
a mouse 🐁
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
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