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I karate-chopped a ticket inspector trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

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a rat 🐀 a blackbird a crow a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a robin a pigeon a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝

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