Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I karate-chopped a milkman trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a robin a pigeon a goose a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.