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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a taxi driver
trying to throw
spinach
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a squirrel
a crow
a rat 🐀
a robin
a swan 🦢
a magpie
a goose
a pigeon
a blackbird
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