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I karate-chopped a taxi driver trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a goose a koala 🐨 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a pigeon a robin a duck 🦆 a crow
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