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I karate-chopped a taxi driver trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a robin a goose a koala 🐨 a magpie a crow a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a pigeon
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