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I karate-chopped a taxi driver trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

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a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a magpie a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a blackbird a crow

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