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I karate-chopped a taxi driver trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a pigeon a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a goose a magpie a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a coot
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