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I karate-chopped a taxi driver trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a magpie a robin a goose a swan 🦢 a crow a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a duck 🦆
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