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I karate-chopped a taxi driver trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a duck 🦆 a coot a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a magpie a robin a koala 🐨 a goose
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