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I karate-chopped a taxi driver trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a crow a raccoon 🦝 a robin a pigeon a rat 🐀 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a coot
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