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I karate-chopped a taxi driver trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot a blackbird a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose a robin a magpie
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