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I karate-chopped a taxi driver trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a coot a squirrel a blackbird a pigeon a duck 🦆 a robin
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