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I karate-chopped a train driver trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a magpie a crow a mouse 🐁 a goose a blackbird a rat 🐀 a coot a koala 🐨 a pigeon
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