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I karate-chopped a train driver trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a squirrel a duck 🦆 a magpie a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a coot a goose a raccoon 🦝
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