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I karate-chopped a train driver trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a robin a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁

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