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I karate-chopped a train driver trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a pigeon a robin a rat 🐀 a goose a magpie a blackbird a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a crow
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