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I karate-chopped a bus driver trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a magpie a robin a squirrel a duck 🦆 a goose a swan 🦢 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a pigeon
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