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I karate-chopped a sailor trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a blackbird a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a coot a magpie a rat 🐀 a squirrel a crow a koala 🐨
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