Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I karate-chopped a man trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a pigeon a crow a goose a blackbird a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.